Notable Quotables Archive

A bi-weekly compilation of the latest outrageous, sometimes humorous, quotes in the liberal media.

GOP Candidates Pandering to Black-Hating, Jim Crow-Loving Conservatives

Monday, January 23, 2012 8:30 AM EST
Obama the Compromiser vs. Pig-Headed Republicans

Monday, January 09, 2012 8:58 AM EST
Best Notable Quotables of 2011: The Twenty-Fourth Annual Awards for the Year's Worst Reporting

Monday, December 26, 2011 8:55 AM EST
"Intransigent" Republicans vs. "Just Perfect" Obama

Monday, December 12, 2011 8:55 AM EST
MSNBC In a Lather After Newt Tells Occupiers to Take a Bath; Are Republicans Dangerous or Just Stupid?

Monday, November 28, 2011 9:14 AM EST
Herman Cain "Clearly" Guilty, But He's Still Better than Perry or Bachmann

Monday, November 14, 2011 9:04 AM EST
Still Cheering "Occupy" Radicals, "From Every Walk of Life"

Monday, October 31, 2011 9:03 AM EDT
Media Lead the Cheers for Anti-Capitalist Sit-In; It's Spread to "More than 1,000 Countries"

Monday, October 17, 2011 8:53 AM EDT
"Bloodthirsty GOP" No Longer the Party of Life? Ryan Plan "Would Kill People, No Question"

Monday, October 03, 2011 9:04 AM EDT
Brian Williams Castigates Conservatives, Then Lobs Softballs to Obama

Monday, September 19, 2011 8:59 AM EDT
Earthquake + Hurricane = More Excuses for Government Spending; Begging Obama to Spend More: "Why Not Go for Broke?"

Monday, September 05, 2011 6:00 PM EDT
Slashing at Rick Perry: "The Human Tornado," "Bull Connor With a Smile"

Monday, August 22, 2011 9:07 AM EDT
Deriding the Tea Party: Children Who Don't "Understand," Terrorists "Strapped with Dynamite"

Monday, August 08, 2011 9:03 AM EDT
Obama's Media Helpers: It's Not a Deal Unless Taxes Go Up

Monday, July 25, 2011 9:03 AM EDT
Wailing Over "Draconian" Spending Cuts, GOP "Suicide Bombers" Refusing to Raise Taxes

Monday, July 11, 2011 9:11 AM EDT
Journalists Would "Recoil in Horror" at Palin Presidency; Hoping Weiner Hangs on Like "Beloved" Bill Clinton

Monday, June 27, 2011 8:15 AM EDT
Tea Party "Not So Bright," Maybe Like Hitler's Mobs; Anchor Targets Sarah Palin's Outlaw Bus

Monday, June 13, 2011 9:03 AM EDT
Need "Courage" to Raise Taxes; Tea Party Nothing But "Haters"

Monday, May 30, 2011 8:55 AM EDT
Applauding "Almost Biblical" Nature of Obama's Success; Appalled by "Vulgar" Celebrations of bin Laden's Demise

Monday, May 16, 2011 8:55 AM EDT
Media Savage GOP Budget Cuts: "Throwing Granny In the Snow," "Screwing Younger People"

Monday, May 02, 2011 8:54 AM EDT
Evil Republicans Making War on the Poor; Touting Victims of the Shutdown That Never Happened

Monday, April 18, 2011 9:08 AM EDT
April Fools Day Edition of Notable Quotables: It All Depends on Who's in the White House

Friday, April 01, 2011 8:45 AM EDT
Media Play the Big Bird Card; Circling the Wagons Around "Straight-Shooting" NPR

Monday, March 21, 2011 8:55 AM EDT
Bemoaning an "Assault" on Unions, "Have the Governors Gone Too Far?"

Monday, March 07, 2011 9:01 AM EST
Framing the Budget Battle: "Big Heart" Democrats vs. "Meanie" GOP; "Big Bird on the Chopping Block"

Monday, February 21, 2011 9:11 AM EST
Special Commemorative Notable Quotables: Ronald Reagan at 100

Monday, February 07, 2011 8:47 AM EST
Special Edition: Conservatives in the Crosshairs

Monday, January 24, 2011 8:57 AM EST
Repealing ObamaCare = "Meaningless" "Act of Revenge;" Bigoted Americans Need Muslim "Cosby Show"

Monday, January 10, 2011 9:54 AM EST
The Best Notable Quotables of 2010: The Twenty-Third Annual Awards for the Year's Worst Reporting

Monday, December 27, 2010 6:35 AM EST
NBC Turns on Obama: Tax Deal a "Disaster in the Making"

Monday, December 13, 2010 8:55 AM EST
It's "Deranged" Not to Raise Taxes; Sarah Palin "An Extraordinary Ass"

Monday, November 29, 2010 8:59 AM EST
Notable Quotables: Forget What Voters Said, It's Time to Raise Taxes

Monday, November 15, 2010 8:51 AM EST
"Cataclysm" of GOP Victory "Would Destroy America;" Newsweek: "The GOP Agenda Has to Be Stopped"

Monday, November 01, 2010 8:52 AM EDT
If It Were 33 Tea Partiers, They'd Have Killed Each Other

Monday, October 18, 2010 9:01 AM EDT
Notable Quotables: "Amazing" Obama vs. "Bizarre" Tea Party Candidates

Monday, October 04, 2010 9:01 AM EDT
Watch Out, Republicans: This Is 1964 All Over Again

Monday, September 20, 2010 9:00 AM EDT
Media Scold America's "Fear," "Rage" and "Racism;" Don't Call Our "Cotton-Pickin' President" a Muslim!

Monday, September 06, 2010 9:31 AM EDT
Ground Zero Mosque: Applauding "Courageous" Obama's "Finest Moment"

Monday, August 23, 2010 8:57 AM EDT
Illegal Immigrants Just Victims of Angry Arizonans; Ground Zero Mosque a Defeat for Islamofascists?

Monday, August 09, 2010 8:55 AM EDT
Why No Public Love for Obama's "Many Acomplishments"?

Monday, July 26, 2010 8:47 AM EDT
"Not Very Rational" to Oppose Spendaholic Democrats; Saluting Elena Kagan's Comic Genius

Monday, July 12, 2010 8:48 AM EDT
The Media Are Unanimous: Obama Is "Brilliant"

Monday, June 28, 2010 8:33 AM EDT
Obama May Be President, but Bush Is to Blame; After GOP Victories, ABC Congratulates Hillary

Monday, June 14, 2010 8:55 AM EDT
Oil Spill Plan: Nationalize the Industry, Execute the Bosses!

Monday, May 31, 2010 9:19 AM EDT
Shortsighted Voters Fail to Grasp Obama's Greatness; Will Kagan Push Court to the Right?

Monday, May 17, 2010 9:00 AM EDT
Arizona Immigration Law = "Nazi" Cops Gone Wild; Smearing Like It's 1995

Monday, May 03, 2010 8:54 AM EDT
Network Anchor: "I Never Engage in Opinions," But...

Monday, April 19, 2010 8:44 AM EDT
Special Edition: Celebrating ObamaCare, Demonizing Its Opponents

Monday, April 05, 2010 8:57 AM EDT
April Fools Day Edition: Those Ignorant, Racist Tea-Baggers

Thursday, April 01, 2010 8:52 AM EDT
Andrea's ObamaCare Plea: "You've Got to Get This for Him;" "We Need Courage"

Monday, March 22, 2010 8:55 AM EDT
Victorious Obama Exposed "Party of No;" GOP "Crazies in the Closet"

Monday, March 08, 2010 8:56 AM EST
Scolding "Harsh Rhetoric" of Tea Party "On the Fringe," Trashing "Simple-Minded" Sarah Palin

Monday, February 22, 2010 8:51 AM EST
Hailing Obama's "Command Performance;" He's Ready for Mt. Rushmore

Monday, February 08, 2010 8:49 AM EST
Media In Mourning: Teddy's Liberal Dream "Derailed"

Monday, January 25, 2010 8:53 AM EST
Once Morons "Understand" ObamaCare, They'll Love It; Ridiculous Rush Says American Health Care Is "Dandy"

Monday, January 11, 2010 8:35 AM EST
The Best Notable Quotables of 2009: 22nd Annual Awards for the Year's Worst Reporting

Monday, December 28, 2009 9:05 AM EST
Pay No Attention to the Scandal In Front of Your Face; West Point = "the Enemy Camp"

Monday, December 14, 2009 9:05 AM EST
Cheering Democrats' "Fiscal Fraud," Palin a "Daffy," "Delusional" "Joke"

Monday, November 30, 2009 12:05 PM EST
Fort Hood Killings: A Tragedy for Politically Correct Journalists

Monday, November 16, 2009 8:11 AM EST
As Voters Move Right, Media Advise GOP to Move Left; Obama a Victim of His Own Virtue

Monday, November 02, 2009 7:44 AM EST
Using Bogus Quote to Falsely Smear Rush Limbaugh and Slam 'Idiot America'

Monday, October 19, 2009 8:53 AM EDT
Media Sycophants Tout Obama's Olympic "Dream Team"

Monday, October 05, 2009 8:55 AM EDT
Using Sleazy Race Charge to Discredit Obama's Critics; Touting Jimmy's Latest Ugly Jab

Monday, September 21, 2009 9:11 AM EDT
That's Not Rain, It's God Crying for Teddy

Monday, September 07, 2009 9:00 AM EDT
'Crazed' Protesters Acting Like Unruly Six-Year-Olds; Blame Limbaugh for 'Extremist' Rhetoric

Monday, August 24, 2009 8:00 AM EDT
Belittling Protests "Orchestrated" by the "Brooks Brothers Brigade"

Monday, August 10, 2009 9:07 AM EDT
ABC Suggests GOP 'Reckless' to Oppose ObamaCare, Even As NBC Doc Says She's 'Rooting' for It

Monday, July 27, 2009 9:07 AM EDT
Nets Bash Palin as 'Bizarre,' She'll Still Draw 'Car-Wreck Watchers'

Monday, July 13, 2009 10:31 AM EDT
Media Mock Own Softballs to Obama; Anchors Awed by Flyswatter-in-Chief

Monday, June 29, 2009 8:55 AM EDT
Obama 'Like God,' Palin 'Like Herpes' and Sotomayor No Liberal

Monday, June 15, 2009 8:49 AM EDT
Saluting Sotomayor; Slamming Cheney; 'Capitalism Is Like a Child'

Monday, June 01, 2009 9:30 AM EDT
Republican Party = A Bunch of Extremely Conservative Extremists

Monday, May 18, 2009 5:20 AM EDT
Saluting Obama's "Stupendous" 100 Days

Monday, May 04, 2009 10:00 AM EDT
Reporter Derides Anti-Tax Tea Parties: "Not Family Viewing"

Monday, April 20, 2009 9:39 AM EDT
Obama "Thrills" Chris Again; "He Is the New Us!"

Monday, April 06, 2009 7:08 AM EDT
Brilliant Performance by America's Passenger-in-Chief

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 10:07 AM EDT
Slamming Rush as Villainous "Vat of Vitriol"

Monday, March 23, 2009 10:02 AM EDT
Our "Visionary Leader" Demoted to Mere President

Monday, March 09, 2009 9:59 AM EDT
Like It or Not,"We Are All Socialists Now"

Monday, February 23, 2009 7:54 AM EST
Dastardly Republicans Caused Daschle's Downfall

Monday, February 09, 2009 5:58 AM EST
A Day When Even the Seagulls Were Awed

Monday, January 26, 2009 1:42 AM EST
Drooling Over Obama's "Chiseled Pecs"

Monday, January 12, 2009 3:44 AM EST

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