I've met with the Executive Validation on Accepting New 'Stuff Committee (EVAN'S Committee), and we are pleased to announce a new gimmick for your reading pleasure.
If you're at all familiar with the virtues of hockey (and most of you uncultured American swine probably aren't), then this system should make sense. If not, hold on to your zambonis, boys and girls.
In hockey, the three best players are given stars for their performance. First star for the best, second for the second best, and third star for the third best. Complicated stuff. Basically, I'm gonna rip that off with elan.
Now, on to the best and worst from last night's Modern Family.
Third Star: Luke "You'll...