Toxic Beverly Hills
For months, the CW network has been pushing its reworking of the old teen soap
Put aside that nasty insult aimed at the new star on the political scene. It's the “new vigor” phrase that's salient. The lame, recycled 90210 opened with – an oral sex scene.
Mark your clocks: that's five minutes into the family hour, at 8:05 pm Eastern time. That's 7:05 pm Central, when teens have just finished supper. The strategy to lure teens with adult sexual matter continues. Those teens – it is a show for teens – were introduced to the refurbished show's brand-new teenager characters by having a girl walk up to a car in the school parking lot on the first day of school, and find her love interest in his car with a sort of panicked, yet winded reaction. Then up came another girl's head from his lap.
Obviously, this show is high on over-the-top shock and low on authenticity if it thinks that in broad daylight, at school bus-unloading time, teenage boys are having sex in the driver's seat of their cars. But all that matters is the shock.
CW executives might argue that the audience approves of this show. Publicists crowed that the 90210 debut set “network records,” but this is like saying someone achieved their personal-best 100-yard-dash time of three minutes. It brought in 4.9 million viewers. But the cable network TNT easily topped that with their new legal drama Raising the Bar, which opened with 7.7 million viewers. It's also unclear if the show's ratings will remain at the debut's level now that the curious viewer caught a sleazy sample.
As for the show's stars, they're already showing time-honored
The CW executives failed to screen the show's debut for TV critics, probably because they knew it was going to be mocked as sub-standard. More importantly, they refused to screen the show for CW affiliates, this despite promises they've made to regulators in
CW knows no bounds in creating “bigger buzz,” and will stop at nothing to get children to watch its smut. They marketed this 90210 debut with the shocking sex plot by using BusRadio – a service that broadcasts audio exclusively into school buses populated with children as young as six. The BusRadio Web site aggressively boosted the debut, complete with video clips touting the show: “Get ready for the two-hour event everyone will be talking about.”
One critic of the relatively new bus service struck the obvious note: “BusRadio sells itself to school districts as an age-appropriate alternative to FM radio, but once again they've demonstrated that they don't know or don't care what age-appropriate means.”
The show is also being promoted on such child-centric merchandise as backpacks, school supplies, cosmetics, T-shirts and sweatshirts. The CW network continues to enjoy marketing sexualized programming to children. It's surprising there's no word yet on whether CW will introduce its own line of promotional condoms or other sexual products.
The flailing, failing CW network is in dire straits. Their overall ratings stink. Their CW-affiliated stations are beginning to drop the “CW” out of their station logos – and that now includes even
In the meantime, now, thanks to CW, parents have to worry about poison on school buses.
L. Brent Bozell III is President of the